(no, those aren’t mine…)
Ode to my Post-Breastfeeding Boobies
Saggy, droopy, even scoopy!
That is what my boobs look like
After 22 months of sucking, pulling, sometimes chewing,
while breastfeeding my little tyke
Yes, they’re back, they’re mine all mine
But wait what do I hear?
It’s crying, whining, “Mine mine mine”
And no it’s not my daughter it’s my sweet hubby dear
No, STOP! Let ME have them for a bit, I say
After all it’s been a long time since I’ve had them this way…
All tucked up in a pretty bra,
with no snaps or big old straps across my shoulder
One that doesn’t need to have any pads to soak up the milk from my feeding boulders
Yes now I have a little secret just between Victoria and me,
It’s called a demi cup WITH an underwire and it’s spilling over with fabulosity!
Saggy, droopy, even scoopy, that’s what’s been done by gravity’s law..
Yes, I freely admit, that’s what my boobs look like now without my pretty little bra
But, I fed my little girl from them for 22 months! Holy COW, no pun intended…
And yes, I admit I was sad when it all recently ended.
But they’re mine, all mine, good to have you back dear girls
In whatever state,
Now let’s get that decolletage all pretty and ready
It’s time for a Daddy date!
(or a new beginning….weeee!)
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