Damn you PMS

186-020~PMS-PostersDamn you PMS and your wicked ways

Damn you when you make me feel as if I am losing my mind and need to be locked up

And when you make me crave all the chocolate a girl can eat, damn you to hell!

The water retention, the moody ways, the way you make me feel not as pretty as I do the other 20 days on the month

And the pimples?  What is with the pimples you bring?  It’s worse than a teenager…no then I had skin as soft as a baby’s bum.  Now? Now during the PMS rendezvous that baby bum gets a diaper rash from hell

Damn you!

And most of all, dear PMS, why is it that when you seem to strike ME, you also seem to rub off on my husband…who says men don’t have PMS?  Oh, how I beg to differ! And what a bad bad bad combination this brings…

Yes we struggle for about ten days a month with this wicked bully, otherwise known as PMS.

Damn you damn you damn you! 

And no, I will not get pregnant, have another baby and breastfeed for another 22 months just to avoid you, no matter how I much I wish to do that this very second.

So until I move on to the next phase of life and my meno takes a pause, I say to you and how you f- me up month after month after month…

DAMN YOU PMS!

(ahhhh, there. Now I feel so much better)

Comments

  1. I hear ya! I never noticed any PMS symptoms until I had a child. Now, I pretty much feel like the world is out to get me during the few days leading up to my period. GAH! It’s the worst.
    .-= whoorl´s last blog ..Sniff sniff =-.

  2. I hear ya on the looney bin score. I woke up last month and told Hubby “It’s Crazy Day so don’t call me. At all.”

  3. I have PMSD or whatever its called, you know..the real psycho one. Remember the commercial where the lady went freaking berserk trying to find her keys. Let me see if I can find it on YouTube. I shall return.

    Moral of the story, that’s me.

    Lee
    .-= Lee Allport´s last blog ..Eden Fantasys Review and Giveaway! =-.

  4. Oh I can completely relate! I have PMDD which is basically PMSx1000 and fills you full of rage and depression for a week before your period comes and then the day you get your period, everything feels so much better. It’s crazy. And yeah, men DO get male PMS. I can definitely account to that!
    .-= Holly´s last blog ..Health and Safety Tips for New and Expecting Moms from Dra. Aliza and Baby Looney Tunes *GIVEAWAY* =-.

    • Holly, all joking aside I think that I may have PMDD. It’s been so bad since I stopped breastfeeding. I’m headed to the doc when we get back from vacation.

  5. Oh, yes. I know this. And ever since my “near death experience” my periods have been extra special. Like a less than 21 day cycle with minimum of 12 days bleeding, plus 7 days of PMS (rage filled, insanity), yeah, you do the math on that one :).

    I hate this, hate this, hate this, and can’t figure out what to do next. Well, I know what to do next, but I’m not looking at all forward to an appointment for this particular reason.
    .-= Beth´s last blog ..And on with the show . . . =-.

  6. I am the same way. I have just recently realized that it is probably hormones and that I’m not crazy. I just recently stopped breastfeeding and I’ve felt so nutty for over a week before I start. I just started birthcontrol pills in the hopes that it will regulate my moods. I HATED to start them, but I was at a loss AND my skin has started clearing up!! It was a mess! Dry, red, pimples – I had it all!! Hopefully, it will get better.
    .-= Kasey @ All Things Mamma´s last blog ..Pledge To Devote Time With Frigidaire =-.

  7. Yeah I have been getting insomnia for the 4 days before I start menstruating talk about crabby 2 hours of sleep, chronic back pain and a toddler.
    .-= Native Momma´s last blog ..Virtual Girls Night Out Truth or Dare =-.

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