I beg to differ with some of Alanis Morissette’s examples in her “Ironic” single. I mean really… He’s afraid of a plane crashing and then it did. That just sucks. Now if he had driven because of his fear of flying and then got into a car accident, now that would be ironic.
Well, Miss Morissette if you care to redo your hit single with some real ironic examples, I’m offering up my current situation…Sing it with me folks, to the tune of “Ironic”…
Gotta refrigerator, from Kenmore.
It can hold a h-u-u-u-u-g-e Thanksgiving turkey
and some sides galore
But my friend called me up
And asked us to eat
And now my refrigerator sits
all empty and bleak.
Isn’t it ironic?
Don’t ya think?
Gotta another surprise from the Kenmore guys
A HUGE a/c unit to cool my thighs
Hubby installed it
And it looks really nice
But now we need a new electrical plug
To get any ice.
And isn’t it ironic?
Don’t ya think!?
Ya, it’s all a little TOO ironic…yeah I really do think…
Irony and all, I am SOOOOO thankful to Kenmore for hooking me up and to my friend for cooking us Thanksgiving dinner! (if they need to get rid of left overs, my fridge will gladly accept!)
Watch out people, come Christmas, this fridge is gonna be packed and my a/c unit will be roaring (remember, I live in Hawaii, a/c is a year-round love around here!)